10条冷笑话,就几句话, 1) talk back to your rice krispies. all of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. refuse to clean it up, explaining, ＂no, i want to watch them suffer.＂ 跟你的米酥(一种零食)讲话,然后突然!表现出你
英语小故事The Real Princess 小学403字 There was once a prince who wished to marry a princess; but then she must be a real princess. He travelled all over the world in hopes of finding such a lady; but there was always something wrong.
teacher:why are you late for school every morning? tom:every time i come to the corner,a sign says,＂school-go slow＂. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着＂学校----慢行＂. a good boy little
第一篇 老鼠嫁女儿Once upon a time, there was a mouse father. 很久很久以前,有一个老鼠爸爸 He wanted to marry his daughter to the greatest person in the world. 他想要将他的女儿嫁给世界上最伟大的人 But, who was the greatest person in
Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn't know London very well, and she 请您告诉我去医院的路,好吗?”这位男子笑了.他听不懂英语.他来自德国.但是他将手
One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿. He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井里一瞧,高喊道: “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!” An older monkeys
I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感
狗和影子(The Dog and the Shadow)It happened that a Dog had got a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his mouth to eat it in peace. Now, on his way home he had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As he crossed, he looked
少儿英语小故事--猴子捞月(中英文对照) One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿. He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井里一瞧,高喊道: “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢!我的天
1、A cat goes to a river every day. He wants to go fishing. But he can't catch any fish.一只猫每天去河边,他想去钓鱼,但是他去钓不到一条.One day, he goes to the river as usual. Suddenly a fish comes out. He catches the fish. He is very happy.